Death for Sale Jan 1, 2003

Chance Barron, a has-been "cock-rock" front-man, has wasted nearly eight years of his life working a dead-end job at Softwipe Incorporated, the world's second largest manufacturer/distributor of double-plied toliet paper, but things change drastically for Mr. Barron when he receives a mysterious watch which counts down the number of days he has left to live.