Room 328 Jan 1, 1974

A new job, a new city, a new place to live. The apartment house has nothing but guys in it. Great looking guys, and room 328 is available. I've got the rent money, so it's time to move in. And like any new neighbor, my new friends want to make me feel at home right away. Especially in the bedroom. And the bathroom. And the living room. I love room 328, and my new neighbors love me. Over and over again.