Ain't Even Got a Mustache

Swell gal Junie Butler is sent up river to Marquetta State Prison, landing in the clutches of the hook-handed Matron and her sidekick, prison guard Nancy. Junie impresses her cellmate Vickie with her ukulele song about how she was double-crossed. Special appearances by Constantine Maroulis as Jesus, Connor Trinneer as Officer Jerry, Michaela Watkins as Vanessa and Tyne Daly as Pinky.